But they were a patchwork street gang? Except for Sebastian I guess.

Anonymous

omfg okay fine since you sent me an anon about it im going to be really fucking clear about what i meant OBVIOUSLY from an insider’s view hawke and friends are going to be that sort of thing but what i mean is 

ON. 

PAPER. 

THEY SOUND.

MORE IMPRESSIVE.

you have the champion of kirkwall and their influential urban companions, the pirate queen of the eastern seas, an experienced warden healing mage, the captain of the guard?? like i mean people of POSITION to a point YES they end up being BASICALLY a street gang but you can’t call them that completely what with hawke’s status as a noble and a business owner and saviour of a city??

the parallel i was tRYING to make which has somehow been misunderstood by every person who has reblogged the BIGGEST text post mistake of my gd life (who all leave stupid comments in the tags much along the same lines as this stuuuupid anon as if i had somehow magically not understood the game that i have completed 100% on every level) is about how

REALLY. DESPITE THEIR INDIVIDUAL PROWESSES AND SAY LIKE MERRILL’S STATUS AS A FIRST AND BLOOD MAGE AND FENRIS’ ABILITY TO RIP OUT PEOPLE’S ORGANS. THEY AREN’T REALLY THAT DANGEROUS COMPARED TO. I DON’T KNOW. THE EX(?)-ULTRA-SPY LEADER OF HIS OWN MERCENARY GANG OR A TEVENE NECROMANCER DO YOU UNDERSTAND. THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT I UNDERSTOOD THEY WERE A “PATCHWORK STREET GANG” LIKE YOU DID, AND WAS DENYING ANY OF THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS TO POWER OR STATION WHEN COMPARED TO THE LEADERS OF THE INQUISITION. BECAUSE, YES. I TOO HAVE SOME MAGICAL ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND A GROUP OF CHARACTERS’ EVENTUAL CIRCUMSTANCES.

GODDAMN.

AMAZING.

THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR THIS ANON TRULY YOU HAVE OPENED MY GOD DAMN EYES. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WASTING MY TIME IM NOT SURE WHAT YOU WANTED BY SENDING ME THIS BUT WOW THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO WASTE MINE.